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Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:136:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:112:\"Declaration of views_handler_argument::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_argument.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:109:\"Declaration of views_handler_field::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:83:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_field.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:134:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:110:\"Declaration of views_handler_filter::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:84:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_filter.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:116:\"Declaration of views_handler_relationship::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:90:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_relationship.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:123:\"Declaration of views_plugin_pager_none::post_execute() should be compatible with views_plugin_pager::post_execute(&$result)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:86:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_pager_none.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:127:\"Declaration of views_plugin_query::options_submit() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:81:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_query.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:102:\"Declaration of views_plugin_style_default::options() should be compatible with views_object::options()\";s:5:\"%file\";s:89:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_style_default.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:130:\"Declaration of views_plugin_row::options_validate() should be compatible with views_plugin::options_validate(&$form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:79:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/plugins/views_plugin_row.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:132:\"Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_validate() should be compatible with views_handler::options_validate($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:82:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:128:\"Declaration of views_handler_sort::options_submit() should be compatible with views_handler::options_submit($form, &$form_state)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:82:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:108:\"Declaration of views_handler_sort::query() should be compatible with views_handler::query($group_by = false)\";s:5:\"%file\";s:82:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/handlers/views_handler_sort.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:0;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:14:\"strict warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:62:\"Non-static method view::load() should not be called statically\";s:5:\"%file\";s:63:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/views/views.module\";s:5:\"%line\";i:1113;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

Warning: Out of range value for column 'wid' at row 1 query: INSERT INTO watchdog (uid, type, message, variables, severity, link, location, referer, hostname, timestamp) VALUES (0, 'php', '%message in %file on line %line.', 'a:4:{s:6:\"%error\";s:7:\"warning\";s:8:\"%message\";s:117:\"preg_match(): Compilation failed: disallowed Unicode code point (>= 0xd800 && <= 0xdfff) at offset 1811\";s:5:\"%file\";s:76:\"/home/jordanzo/public_html/sites/all/modules/ctools/includes/cleanstring.inc\";s:5:\"%line\";i:157;}', 3, '', 'http://www.jordanzoom.com/jokes', '', '18.206.48.142', 1568608024) in /home/jordanzo/public_html/includes/database.mysqli.inc on line 134

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زلمة ومرة مخلفين 11 ولد


كان في زلمة ومرة مخلفين 11 ولد الزلمة بدو ينام مع المرة وولاده لزقة وين ما يروح بيلحقو وكمان بينامو معاه ظلو يجرب كتير طرق عشان ينام مع المرة وما زبطت معو وفي يوم من الايام اجا الفرج ولقا فكرة مرتبة فطبخ طنجرة رز وحكا لاولاده ومرته الي بكب رزة بيفوت على الغرفة و بنسكر عليه الباب فبلشو يوكلو بعدين الزلمة كب رزة على الارض ففات على الغرفة وبعدين المرة كبت رزة على الارض ففاتت على الغرفة وبعدين الزلمة بلش ونام مع المرة فبعدين الولد كب رزة على الارض ففات على الغرفة و شاف الاب نايم  مع الام فطلع برا وقال لاخوانه: "الي بكب رزة بابا بطب عليه"

سيارة نقل الموتى


محشش سلموه سيارة دفن الموتى... شاف بنت حلوة سالها بتطلعي معي! قالتله لأ . . ... ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . قال لها تسطفلي . العالم عم تموت لحتى تطلع معي... ههههههههههههههههه

الدلوعه


دلوعة رايحة الحج.. وشيخ الجروب بشرحلهم ... وبقول: يستحب تقبيل الحجر الأسود... ...فقالت الدلوعة: مسيو الشيخ إزا عجأة وناس كتير عم تبرم حول الكعبة... فينا نبعتلو fly kiss (بوسة بالهوا) رد عليها الشيخ: يلعن عمري ، بوسيني وأنا بوصلها

محشش توظف حارس مقبرة


محشش توظف حارس مقبرة | | ... أجو صحابو يعملو فيه مقلب | | لبسوا شراشف بيضة وطلعوا عليه يخوفوه | | بس شافهم مسك عصايته وراح يركض وراهم على قبرك إنت وياه يا كلاب ههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

نكته الحبيب والحفايه


إذآ خآنك حبيبك لآ تغضب بل قف .. وأنظر إليہ بكل فخر وانتظر حتى يعطيك ظهره . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .. واسلخه بحفايتك على رآسہ هآلكلب لآ تسكتلو ليش آلدنيآ فوضى !! ...تتعب وتحبه وتسهر وفي آلنهآيہ يخونك ...... ملآحظہ: لآ تنسى ترجع تآخذ الحفاية ههههههههههههههههههههه

ملح حياتي


قالت وهي خائفة ومرتبكة: لقد نسيت ان اضع الملح بالطعام فلما راى خوفها احتضنها وهمس بأذنها انت ملح حياتي وامسك رأسها . . . . . . . . . . . وحطو بصحن الملوخية xD ههههههههههههههههههههههههههههه

محشش نذل


محشش نذل : صديقتو القديمه بعثتلو صورة إلها مع حبيبها عشان يغار فبعث الصورة لأهلها هههههههههههههههههههه

الويرليس


إذا اشتقت انك تشوف اخوتك وجميع العائله ما عليك إلا انك تطفي الوايرلس فجأه يطلعولك من كل مكان حتى الجيران يمكن يدخلو عليك بالصالة ..

بتفرط زيتون مع اهلها


عزيزي الشب اذا قالتلك الحبيبة حبيبي انا مشغولة كتير او تالعة طشة انا وصحباتي اوعى ترد عليها هاي كذااااابة بتفرط زيتون مع اهلها =$ ههههههههههههههه صدقوني

الغش بالامتحانات


عامل حالك مش سامع .... والله لافضح .... . . . . . . . نعم يا ساده انه الشاب العربي لما واحد ما يرضى يغششو بالامتحان هههههههههههههههههههههههههه =))

اكثر النكت شعبية

نكته


واحد قاعد في أمان



واحد قاعد في أمان الله بيقرا الجرنان، وفجأة جت مراته وضربته بغطا الحلة فوق دماغه ..طرررررخ

الزوج: فيه ايه يا بنت الحلال؟ ليه كدا؟؟؟

الزوجه: ايه الورقه اللي في جيب بدلتك ومكتوب عليها 'سوسو'؟؟

الزوج: يا بنت الحلال، ده أسم الحصان اللى بنشجعه في السباق!

الزوجه صدقته وراحت لحالها...

بعد اسبوع، الزوج قاعد في أمان الله يقرا الجرنان، وفجأة جت مراته وضربته

بغطا الحلة على راسه !!

الزوج: خير يابنت الحلال في ايه تاني؟؟

الزوجه: حصانك على التليفونcheekyblush

نكته


قلت لها سأفرش لك قلبي لتنامي عليه .

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فقالت : وان ازعجتني دقات قلبك

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فأجبتها : بتنامي عالأرض

يلعن أبوكي على اللي بدو يدلعك

نكته


واحــد دخــل عــلــى مــراتــه لــقــاهــا بــتــــخــونــة مــع واحــد

راح عـــشــان يــجــيــب الــســكــيــنــة يــمــوتــه

قــالــه :اســتــنــى احــنــا الــكــامــيــرا الــخــفــيــه

قــالــه يا جدع دى تــالــت مــره تــعــمــلــوهــا فــيــه و مـبتزيعوش حاجة

cheekylaughsmileywink

نكته


قمة الإحراااااااااج ......... لما تفوت البنت على السوبر ماركت بدها تشتري اولويز و ما بدها حدا يشوفها فتتمشى بين لرفوف و تاخد الأولويز و تمسكه بإيديها التنتين و تغطي عليه و توصل للكاشير و هي مبسوطه انه ما حدا شافها و تعطيه للكاشير فيقلبه ما يلاقي السعر عليه فيرفعه قدام امه لا الاه الا الله و يسأل :

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محوووووووود

محوووووووود الاولويز بقدييييييييييييييش ؟؟smiley

نكته


ابليس





يا ريتني اخدت ابليس وما اخدتك

رد جوزها : حبيبتي شرعا حرام هالكلام

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ما بصير أخ ياخد اختو !!cheekyblush

 

 
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